Fan-Fucking-Tastic

So, a friend of mine came upon this Posting on a relationship site. Check it out. This posting makes me want to vomit in rainbow colors.  This kind of honesty is great for girls, but not for the guy. I wouldn't wish this guy on my worst enemy. I almost think this is a joke posting, but I think its a guy who actually is hoping to get a girl based on his honesty. ... AND at least he doesn't play games. 

Sigh...

HIS TRUTH:

My truth! Have an on again, off again (mostly on) five plus years relationship. Trying to find someone on this site for the last year. She thought I had been off the site. Just to let you know we are planning a trip this weekend together. As soon as I meet someone who has everything I am looking for we are done! Was involved in a relationship with a married woman when we met and thought it was over, my feelings for the woman weren’t and I continued to see her again which caused lots of problems in our relationship because I lied to her about it. I will probably always love her. Have two children, unfortunately there is no communication at the present time. Looking for a woman who is younger than I am and has a job. My ex girlfriend retired and is older. I told her I wanted someone younger and working. Someone who doesn’t think I’m her meal ticket ” literally”. We didn’t go out that much but I did pay for dinners when we household supplys, etc. She was at my house 98% of the time used my washing machine and contributed very little to expenses. I have been to Paris (my girlfriend was on business and we hooked up while she was there). I was once to the restaurant in Occidental. I really enjoy watching adult films that also caused a riff between us so I stopped and I am hoping to find someone who likes watching them as well. “ LOVE GOLF” it is now my passion and play as much as I can, that is a plus if you do. Have two dogs and if you have a problem with my little guy sleeping on the bed, please move on. As I told her, I am not looking to get married. Want a woman, who will share expenses, enjoy the things I like and I will be an equal partner. There is much more to share. Looking forward to hearing from you ladies.

 

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Yea. That exists.

~ Satine Phoenix